Party: Thanks America - Jokes Please!

Party: Thanks America - Jokes Please!

Jokes Please! is an award-winning stand-up comedy show that happens every Thursday at LMG.

Doors: 8:30
Show: 9pm
Cover is 5
Drinks are 4

American Thanksgiving is this Thursday! To celebrate here be a COMPLETELY unordered list of things we’re thankful for:

Audience members (you guys are great!)

Beehives (the hair style)

Comedians (big time)

Doers of kindnesses to animals

Egg Salad

Finland

‘Gators

Human Skeletons (handy for posture and movement)

Internal blood pressure measuring devices and innovation

Jokes

Kindnesses

Laughter

Mueller

News (Real type)

Occupations where people can make a good life for themselves and their loved ones without sacrificing dignity, personal integrity or health

Parts (hair related)

Queen Elizabeth’s good graces

Roosters who are not upset at us

SOUPSINESS!

Taxes

Unsolved mysteries (NOT the TV show)

Vivaciousness

Weather forecasts

Your Mom (zing, for some reason)

Zingsiness

TLDR: We are thankful for most things, existence is a bizarre and rare thing.