Party: Ye Olde Face Touch - Jokes Please!

Party: Ye Olde Face Touch - Jokes Please!

Jokes Please! is an award winning stand-up comedy show that DOES NOT TOUCH IT’S FACE WHEN IT GETS NERVOUS*.

Touching your own face may indicate:

- a good poker hand
- a bad poker hand
- you're lying to your spouse
- you lack a spouse but still want your face touched

Someone else touching your face may indicate:
- a spouse's hello!
- you're in a death scene being comforted (a spouse's farewell)
- you’re at Jokes Please! and some silliness is happening

A face touching your face may reveal:
- you're being kissed
- a trusted cat is saying hello
- An enemy is attacking you via headbutt (this is bad)

A baseball touching your face may reveal:
- you’re bad at baseball
- you're acting in a baseball movie and are REALLY feeling it!
- that your face is so large baseballs can’t help but hit your large, large face (most likely)

Comedians:

Jane Stanton
Chris James
San Aung
Mark Nesbitt
Jo Dworschak
Andy Cañete
Ivan Decker

Doors: 8:30
Show: 9:00
Doors: 5
Drinks: 4

*So if we play poker it is NOT our tell, thank you.